Sorry, battery crashed and its taken days to find a replacement.

So where was I?? Oh yes, there I was kneeling behind "Winker" who was on all fours, her soaking wet pussy inviting me in...... I looked around as I felt a hand sliding around my waist..... "How Much" ran her hand inside my boxers and over my now aching cock....... I turned to kiss her while still finger fucking "Winker".... I ran my left hand from "how Much's" neck down across her stomach until I reached her sodden almost dripping pussy.... she quivered as I stroked her clit and gasped. She was cupping my balls as I slid my rock hard cock inside "Winker" who by now had pussy juices running down her inner thighs..... pushing deep inside her, one hand on her hip, the other inside "How much's" equally wet pussy.... I briefly stopped kissing "How much" and looked at the others.... who had clearly embraced the situation and were getting on with some serious girl on girl loving......

The sight of "Me now" licking "Too Happys" pussy was too much for me to take... I exploded inside "Winker" just moments before she too came.... and what a mighty orgasm she had too.... pussy juice everywhere! I looked around, still inside "winker" and "How Much"....... the only girl not really involved was "I've got" who still had her knickers on and was just watching and smiling...... I beckoned her over as my now flacid cock fell out of "Winker"....... she stood from the sofa and come over to where we were by the coffee table...... I took her hand and she knelt in front of me beside "How Much"...... "Winker" had turned around and lent against the sofa.... lighting a marlboro and drawing on it deeply..... the only cigarettes I still miss are the post coital ones.

"How Much" was eager to get herself satisfied and started caressing my cock back into life again....... as I stroked "I've gots" pussy through the tight cotton of her g string "How much" lay in front of me so she could suck me back into action..... and what a job she did...... there is something fantastic about having a beautiful naked girl with a soaking wet pussy sucking your cock and taking your balls gently in her mouth whilst you are fingering another beautiful girl who has a wet gaping pussy aching to be filled with your cock........ sometimes life just couldn't get any better.....

I eased "I've gots" g string down and carried on caressing her tight wet hole....... I had a hard on once more and was keen to get inside "How Much"..... she lay on her back in front of me, her knees pulled to her chest...... her wet.... hungry pussy in front of me...... I lent forward and entered her, holding her by the back of the knees so I could watch my cock sliding inside her..... she moaned and sank her nails into my arse cheek...."I've got" knelt beside me, kissing my neck..... I was to ingrossed with "How much" to involve her any more at that moment, but the sight of her stroking her pussy as she watched us fuck just turned me on more and more....

At the moment Rupes stuck his head round the door and laughed... calling me a fucker..... which I suppose I was! He came straight in and went over to "Me now" and "Too Happy" who were still engrossed with each other. I called over asking how he had gotten on with "10"........ she is actually a "7" was his reply as he dropped his shorts and rubbed his cock against "me nows" pussy which was stuck up in the air... just asking to be filled with cock..... she didn't even look round, but carried on licking "Too Happys" pussy which was clearly ready to burst judging by the moans and groans coming from her.

I was still stroking "I've gots" aching hole, she kept quivering whilst she waited her turn. She had the best body shape of them all, a beautiful flat stomach..... I think I mentioned that I liked that!...... She had not an ounce of fat on her, but was still the perfect shape..... with beautiful olive skin and large, firm tits. As I stroked her nipples I got her to kneel over "How much's" face.... this truly did it for me..... fucking a girl who is licking the pussy of the girl you are kissing....... it's always gonna work! I came again inside How Much as she clenched her pussy around my throbbing cock......

I lay back against the sofa..... part of me wishing that I still smoked.......the smell of wet pussy and spunk filled the room....... rupes shot his load at that point inside "Me now", just as "Too Happy" let rip with a mighty orgasm.... now that takes some doing!

Naked "just fucked" girls seemed to be scattered everywhere the only one missing was "10" who by now was a "7" and was fast asleep having (according to Rupes) also slept through sex! Or at very least not joined in as you would hope she might!

"I've got" opened another bottle of poo and poured us all fresh glasses..... this had been quite a get to know you evening...... I knew we were going to have a great week together......

I picked up two glasses in one hand, mine and "I've gots", grabbed her hand and led her back to my cabin leaving rupes to fill his boots........

Its taken all week to catch up with my inbox, hence the delay in blogging.

Like I said, what a grest week I had.... my task was to look after "10"s 5 ladies in waiting. As we sat on the first night having a few beers and getting to know each other I made my initial judgement on the 5.

First came "Me now" who you could be was an only child. At any pause in the conversation she would say "me now" or words to that effect.... very needy, very spoilt, very long legs combined with a very short skirt....

next was "Too Happy" who seemed falsely happy.... I expected to see her curled up in the corner crying later!

my favourite was "Winker" who as her name implies followed every comment she made with a dirty wink..... although her comments were easy enough to understand without the wink on the end. She was more normal than the others, less tanned, but it was real, smaller tits but they too were real, nice relaxed confident smile, skirt that reached her knees.... I liked her confidence especially amongst the girls she hung around with. The others were trying to be noticed, but winker didn't seem bothered if she was seen or not.

"I've Got" as her name implies started ever sentence with "I've Got..." I chuckled to myself at the thought of her later in the week saying... " OH.... I've got ....... your cock up my arse!"

"How Much" liked to tell you how much everything was... nice shoes.... thanks they were £300..... very tedious after a while..... I couldn't help but think of all those piss take credit card ads.... flights £400, boat £10,000, bar bill £5,000, cumming all over a posh birds expensive shoes.... priceless!

It is important in these situations to not set your sights on one particular girl...... the reasons for this are several..... firstly the others will notice and even if they aren't particularly bothered they will still get the hump as they weren't picked. Secondly, you want to keep your options open for as long as possible and maximise your potential opportunities.

I was sat there in a great position, surrounded by 5 beautiful girls, admittedly I would gladly shut three of them up...... but thats what blow jobs are for..... one was seemingly hanging on to her sanity by a fingernail...... and the other had what I was beginning to think was more of a nervous twitch than an actual winking issue!......

By now Rupes was giving "10" a guided tour of the boat, I can only imagine his tour..... this is the front, this is the back, this is the bridge.... this is the master suite... this is my cock......!

This left me surrounded and in has to be said in the mood for more than just a one on one fuck and fumble....... I broke out the champagne and set about seeing how naked I could get 5 girls....

The answer was very naked.... just keep adding more champagne! We soon started playing strip spin the bottle..... now the only reason for this was a masterstroke on my part...... as the first bottle was emptied, "me now" said lets play spin the bottle, to which "too happy" asked how you played it....... all 5 of them collectively rubbed their heads and had no idea, and since I couldn't really remember either I set about inventing the rules to suit me. If the bottle points at you you have to remove an item of clothing....... this initially had "how much" run to her room to get more clothes.... until I specified an 8 item start point..... what a game, I figured with 5 against one I couldn't lose.... and if I did i still won!! I love semi naked girls.... they nearly always look better than when they are fully naked.....the anticipation is often much sexier than the reality.... however, if you take girls like these who in the main have had everything manicured, polished, sculpted, sucked, remodelled and enhanced then it is a tough call to say that. Within 15 minutes I had got "me now" and "I've Got" down to their knickers, "Winker" still had her bra and skirt on, "Too Happy" had removed her shoes, and "How much" had just spun the bottle three times, hitting herself again each time.... and then said it was rigged!!! Unbelievable! This left her demanding a dogs life so she didn't have to be the first to lose her knickers...... we all took pity on her.... although by now I had a raging hard on and was aching to see some pussy!
I had lost my watch, shoes, and a socks and shirt by this point, when the bottle landed back at me again..... I removed my jeans and gave the girls something to look at.... lets face it, it's impossible to hide & in these circumstances.... a positive disadvantage to do so!
I spun the bottle and it landed back on "How much" again! She protested a bit, and looked very sheepishly at me.... the others were shouting "Off" "Off" like a pack of hounds..... but I thought it would be ungentlemanly of me to join in.........I suggested she flash some pussy instead of removing them completely...... she agreed, but flashed us so quickly that we demanded a better look...well i did anyway!..... I got her to kneel on all fours and pull her knickers down so we could see her pussy properly...... she did...... once she had, there was little point to her pulling her knickers back on so I chivelrously helped her out of them. My cock was straining at the buttons on my boxers .... I have often wondered at what point it is acceptable to start wanking without coming across as a perv???? (answers on a postcard please!) The next to lose a spin was "winker" who I really wanted to see naked.... more so than the others.... and yet she was the plainer of them all. She removed her bra revealing a beautiful pair of pert firm tits....... yum bloody yum! Next came "Me now" who discarded her bra with too much enthusiasm..... glad we were looking at her I think! Then she spun the bottle and hit herself.... Knickers off....... and credit where credit is due.... what a great looking pussy...... perfectly symetrical as a pussy should be.... her surgeon must have been very pleased..... I know I was! "winker" lost again and looked at me reluctant to lose her knickers.... I knelt in front of her as she mock protested and asked if she couldn't just flash me instead...... I said ok .... well you would wouldn't you?? She knelt on all fours and I peeled her knickers off her bum and down. She had a fantastic bum, and a neat little pussy that I could only imagine was a tight as it looked..... I ran my hands over her arse and across her now wet pussy, sliding a finger inside her warm tight hole I briefly forgot that the others were still there.......

Where to start.....

I have just had a great week.... not as good as my best night ever...... but still up there for fun times. I have this mate..... great bloke, I'll call him Rupert as he is a bit of a toff and it suits...... he works... or should that be.. he plays in the city, buying and selling bits of paper... don't ask any more than that as I don't understand, but suffice to say he is fairly well minted......

He has always done well when we have been out trapping together and I think sees me as a lucky charm. This suits me fine as I get to feed from his table on some fine fare that is usually not interested in my game.... and let me tell you, his cast offs are seriously hot.... not without their issues granted... but all proper fit girls.

This is a once or twice yearly fuckfest to end all fuckfests for me, I get to console the poor girls who don't make the final cut but don't wanna go home either... they seem to queue up!

We spent the week on his boat.... I say his boat.... he hires it by the week when we go down there.... his theory is if it flys, floats or fucks rent it!

I don't know much about boats except that it sleeps 12, 14 at a push. It has everything you could wish for including waterbeds....... very weird in choppy water.... several trips ago we took a jaunt to Corfu and got caught in a bit of a storm.... there was girl sick everywhere! Rupes and I sat in the bar drinking through it.... worked a treat!

This time we stayed parked up and used it as a floating gin palace and fuck parlour......

Rupes seems to have a phone full of girls numbers.... proper girls, not just renters. I have no idea where he gets these numbers from though, he never seems to chat to anyone he doesn't already know... the whole thing is a bit of a mystery ... I think he must have a fixer who make the introductions for him as he is quite cagey about it.

The night we arrived, we got to the boat at about 7, I was expecting a bit of dinner, a few beers, but was instead met by 6 of the best looking girls I had seen in a good few weeks. It seemed that Rupes couldn't wait to get aquainted with "10" his quarry of choice. I call her "10" with good reason..... I would put money on the fact that she looked nothing like her school photos.... I would say she had had some modifications done to all the important bits... and it had all been put together by someone with an eye for the exquisite...... she is a fantastically good looking girl..... in every way.... hence the "10"..... I don't give them out willy nilly you know....!

Anyway, Rupes had set his cap at "10" which left me to entertain her 5 holiday buddies...... it's a tough job, but someones got to do it!

I have just got back from a great, and unexpected week in the south of France. A good mate of mine was chasing a bit of skirt down there and needed a wingman...... so off I went..... lousy with languages, but great at wingmanning! I have spent the week up to my nuts in guts.... and without having to enter into any chit chat!! double bonus!!

I'm going out drinking, will fill you in on the gory details over the next few days....

Sat at my desk last night, glass of wine in hand, just finishing of some work emails that were overdue, perfect timing as My name is Earl was about to start when the phone rang........ it was an occasional fb of mine who i hadn't heard from for ages... I shall call her "Baby Oil" as she never seems to leave home without a bottle in her bag!

She was in a taxi on the way back from a work dinner she had been coerced into, sharing a taxi with a work colleague.... can they pop in for drinks? Hell yes was my instant answer....

Five minutes later there she stood... slightly tipsy..... big grin... open arms..... looking very yum yum.... but then that is often the case with me! Brief description..... short but tiny too so in proportion.... flat stomach...(are you noticing a pattern forming?) long dark brown hair, sort of blueish green eyes, straight teeth, small earlobes, pierced tongue, no tattoos, and best of all.... openminded!

Her mate, I shall call her "Ok then" as those were the words most spoken by her all night was just the right amount of shy, not wall flower, but not in your face lad.... just assured but in strange surroundings. Taller than "Baby Oil" about 5' 5" so no giant..... pretty, great smile... dirty laugh... slim, disproportionately big tits.... note to self... look for signs of modification if the opportunity presents itself! I have a well stocked wine cellar for nights just like this... so I started pulling corks as the three of us sat down....

....I am one of those people who always expects the best to occur, so if two slightly sozzled scantily clad girls arrive wanting in their words "a good time" I instantly think green light for a three way..... what other conclusion could you draw??

As "Ok then" sat down her all too short skirt revealed her stocking tops..... now I have always thought that girls do this on purpose to feel power over men?? I works.... if I was a girl I would flash "innocent" glimpses of underwear whereever I could...... by the time I had opened the second bottle and the girls had shifted seating position several times I knew that "Ok then" had lacy pink knickers on, with a matching camisole top type of thing..... and hold up stockings.... "Baby Oil" either had the smallest g string in the world or no knickers at all... which would be nothing unusual for her, even in a skirt that short...... oh.... and a had a stonking hard on!

I soon decided that my best course of action was to be upfront and see what their reaction was...... however we didn't get that far... "Baby Oil" went to get some nibbles and shouted that she couldn't reach. By the time I had got there she was stood on a chair, on tiptoe trying to reach on top of a cupboard.... as I stood in front of her sweet ass I answered my own earlier question.... tiny g string.... very sexy...... as she turned round I did what any man in the same situation would, running my hands up her thighs I looped my index fingers in either side of her g string and pulled it down..... she stepped out of it smiling, bashed me on the head with with a big bag of Kettle chips and wiggled back to the sittingroom.... I followed with her string looped over my finger.

As I walked back into the room...."Ok then" looked at me smiling.... and said... I suppose you want mine too? ........ hell yes....... what a fantastic night I had...... two horny girls taking turns to fuck me fluff me, suck me, fuck me and fluff me again......

Their taxi picked them up about an hour ago.... I am sat here in my dressing gown, coffee in hand.... big smile.... feeling proper fucked...... I now need to recover in time for Lucy later.......

Maybe seems to be in a near permanent state of froth these days.... since I rebuffed her "love you" comment she has taken on a new vigour and is now one of the horniest women on earth .... with a 24hr "wide on" (girl version of a hard on!)

To be totally frank... this wasn't the reaction I was expecting.... it fact... as the words tumbled out of my mouth I thought as you would that no good would come of it..... how wrong can you be?

On a slightly darker note the gradual demotion of Lucy is on track..... no stalking for several days to the best of my knowledge, which is a step in the right direction. I should have been seeing her last night but bounced her instead for a curry with some mates.... am now seeing her on Friday...... ..... apparently I will have to make it up to her ??? ok then.....

Would still really love to fuck her up the arse... do you think that would fit under that umbrella?

..... a crazy morning and no mistake..... "Maybe" has a habit of becoming a bit clingy when she has a froth on.... and at the moment she most definately has a huge froth on! She was out on her own shopping earlier, so called and popped over for coffee....... now under normal circumstances that is on my list of things to avoid.... after all, a hetrosexual male only has married women round to his place dso he can shag them.... there is no other reason...... especially if "said married woman" wants a chat and a coffee.... there is nothing any good ever going to immerge from such an incounter. It is to my mind akin to going to a lap dancing bar..... what is the point, when for the same money you can get up to your nuts in guts...... to put it poetically!

So "Maybe" chatted as she does.... I ummed and arred in the right places so as to keep the froth a frothin you understand.... we drank our coffee and she stood to go...... and then it happened....

Why would a married woman..... who I am well aware would never leave her Husband.... and wouldn't want her to..... tell me that she loved me???? What the fuck is the point of that?..... what does it achieve?

My response was not as smooth as it could be...... I ummed and erred for a second or two..... and then said "thank you"...... well I know it's wrong, but what am I supposed to say? She hit me..... and went a bit loopy......asking me if I loved her........ so I backed up my "thank you" .... with..... "I love fucking you...... will that do you?".... apparently it wouldn't!!

There was no placating the girl..... her poor ignorant husband is in for a shit weekend and he'll have no idea what he's done wrong!

Whether I have removed the froth remains to be seen....... she is prone to hissy fits on occasion so not seeing her for a few weeks is a frequent event. That's the great thing about shagging married women..... it is only for short periods of time at once.... so they have all the convenience of a hooker without the fiscal outlay!

It is truly bizarre how different a girl can be when she is with you than when she is hunting for bunnies to boil in your absence!

I had a suprisingly good night with her last night..... just to discover where her line in the sand is you understand??

It turns out that even if she wasn't a mentalist she would still be downgraded in the near future ........ cos she wouldn't let me fuck her up the arse...... I mean..... how does she expect to hang onto a man in these modern times if she limits herself in such a way?

Although it does clarify my downgrade decision.... if she had invited her sister or mum to join us for a three way I would have been sat here on the horns of a prickly dilemma.......... mental or not..... a family three way is a family three way....... still I digress, it wasn't on the cards!

I put the foundations of my dismount into play midway through the evening....... girls I'm sure you have had this said to you at some point, and if not you will do at some point?

I waited for the manditory 10 seconds of silence that it needs for a girl to ask whats wrong.. and said that I had had a call from my ex earlier..... and she had wound me up blah, blah, blah....... wish she didn't but she knows how to get to me etc etc........ nothing too much, but sowed the seed of doubt in the nutcases barely lucid mind.

According to the rules of the four date philosophy I am morally obliged to have another date with her.... "to establish that I don't want a fifth date" so that will be my opportunity to feed her a bit more..... but not enough so I don't get laid obviously!...... then a phone call about how unfair it is on her cos I am so messed up by the ex and can we calm things down a bit until I get rid of the ex etc etc..... and hey presto.......bish....bash......bosh....... a home made (slightly unbalanced) fuck buddie!!

What the flying fuck is it that goes through a girls mind once she has had some good sex?????

Un... be.... fucking.... leavable.............

How can it be that a perfectly normal, lucid, in control girl can turn into a freak show in the space of 24 hours? I am gobsmacked at the transformation..... although I have left the door open...... now she is firmly on the back foot the odds of me triple crowning her tomorrow night are significantly improved.... even if I get the feeling that I am sticking my dick in a mincer!

She has spent the last two days texting, ringing, popping in "cos she was passing".... etc.... if I didn't reply within tolerance she would get even more mental......... why oh why oh why are girls .... such fucking nutters???????

lol..... at times it can be charming, but when you are flat out building a company it is necessary to get your head down and work.... I have been in meetings all day and have been badgered senseless in between...... like I said.. unbelievable.

Who thought it was a good idea to attach something as fantastic as a pussy to something as mental as a girl??

Still I'm gonna get my well earned revenge tomorrow night.... hehehe!

It had to happen I suppose..... just when it was bumbling along nicely.... she went and got keen...... this is what happens when you go dishing out multiple orgasms like smarties!!

She has been badgering me all day when I have been flat out trying to get some work done.... so ok I might be a little short tempered due to the current work load, but still ....... girls..... if you don't get a reply to your text instantly it isn't because we couldn't care less (incidentally we could care a whole lot less.... but that's usually when we fuck your mum or you best mate!) it's because a/. we are busy doing something and need to focus on it without distraction, b/. it isn't convenient as we are with people and it's impolite to converse via the text message whilst in the company of others or, c/. we just want some peace and quiet away from your incessant ramblings.

You can have too much of a good thing it seems.... still I only have a couple of dates to go...... so its time to prepare a suitable dismount. I don't like the male staple relationship ender of simply not calling or answering the phone for a while.... whilst still using it on occasion, it does lack.... what the americans call closure and I would hate to think that I left a girl even more mentally scarred than she was when I got there!!

I will use tried and tested dismount number 3......... and attempt the tricky task of demoting current girlfriend in waiting to fuck buddy.... without her noticing........ a rare but not impossible feat!

To return to my football analogy, it can be tricky when you drop a first team player to the bench with the intention of giving them a run out in the second half as and when you need a result..... sometimes they transfer to another club where they can get a game every Saturday!!

I am seeing Lucy on Wednesday..... her line in the sand had better be a long way away...... she needs to recover some house points with some seriously filthy monkey lovin!