It had to happen I suppose..... just when it was bumbling along nicely.... she went and got keen...... this is what happens when you go dishing out multiple orgasms like smarties!!

She has been badgering me all day when I have been flat out trying to get some work done.... so ok I might be a little short tempered due to the current work load, but still ....... girls..... if you don't get a reply to your text instantly it isn't because we couldn't care less (incidentally we could care a whole lot less.... but that's usually when we fuck your mum or you best mate!) it's because a/. we are busy doing something and need to focus on it without distraction, b/. it isn't convenient as we are with people and it's impolite to converse via the text message whilst in the company of others or, c/. we just want some peace and quiet away from your incessant ramblings.

You can have too much of a good thing it seems.... still I only have a couple of dates to go...... so its time to prepare a suitable dismount. I don't like the male staple relationship ender of simply not calling or answering the phone for a while.... whilst still using it on occasion, it does lack.... what the americans call closure and I would hate to think that I left a girl even more mentally scarred than she was when I got there!!

I will use tried and tested dismount number 3......... and attempt the tricky task of demoting current girlfriend in waiting to fuck buddy.... without her noticing........ a rare but not impossible feat!

To return to my football analogy, it can be tricky when you drop a first team player to the bench with the intention of giving them a run out in the second half as and when you need a result..... sometimes they transfer to another club where they can get a game every Saturday!!

I am seeing Lucy on Wednesday..... her line in the sand had better be a long way away...... she needs to recover some house points with some seriously filthy monkey lovin!