..... a crazy morning and no mistake..... "Maybe" has a habit of becoming a bit clingy when she has a froth on.... and at the moment she most definately has a huge froth on! She was out on her own shopping earlier, so called and popped over for coffee....... now under normal circumstances that is on my list of things to avoid.... after all, a hetrosexual male only has married women round to his place dso he can shag them.... there is no other reason...... especially if "said married woman" wants a chat and a coffee.... there is nothing any good ever going to immerge from such an incounter. It is to my mind akin to going to a lap dancing bar..... what is the point, when for the same money you can get up to your nuts in guts...... to put it poetically!

So "Maybe" chatted as she does.... I ummed and arred in the right places so as to keep the froth a frothin you understand.... we drank our coffee and she stood to go...... and then it happened....

Why would a married woman..... who I am well aware would never leave her Husband.... and wouldn't want her to..... tell me that she loved me???? What the fuck is the point of that?..... what does it achieve?

My response was not as smooth as it could be...... I ummed and erred for a second or two..... and then said "thank you"...... well I know it's wrong, but what am I supposed to say? She hit me..... and went a bit loopy......asking me if I loved her........ so I backed up my "thank you" .... with..... "I love fucking you...... will that do you?".... apparently it wouldn't!!

There was no placating the girl..... her poor ignorant husband is in for a shit weekend and he'll have no idea what he's done wrong!

Whether I have removed the froth remains to be seen....... she is prone to hissy fits on occasion so not seeing her for a few weeks is a frequent event. That's the great thing about shagging married women..... it is only for short periods of time at once.... so they have all the convenience of a hooker without the fiscal outlay!