So off I went on Saturday morning on a mates stag do....... 18 holes of golf in the morning, 18 in the afternoon, beers, dinner and strippers to follow. All very straight forward and nothing to get unduely fucked up over.
Golf was ok, dinner average then we got to the bit I am good at, the drinking and wenching. We ended up in a lapdancing bar...... now I have always thought that these places were rather pointless, and struggle to understand why anyone would pay £25 for a three minute dance to watch a pretty girl flashing her pussy at you when you can have half an hour of happy time with a hooker for not a lot more. Well ok, these days you are looking at £100+ but still, you can be up to your nuts in guts or stood in an overpriced bar with loads of other men who all have hardons like you and nothing to do with them!
Long story short I ended up listening to "The Governor" and enlisting the services of professionals. Now ok I do feel bad, but it opened my eyes to the reality of my current situation. Whilst Girlfriend is a great girl, perhaps I am not destined for manogamy? Perhaps being a promiscuous shagger is my role in life?
Next step is to set Girlfriend free..... although, a spell on the subs bench might not be a bad play to make.... she is after all a great shag and has been up for most of my deviant practices!
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